Saw this on the CollegeHumor site, it made me laugh

So I have now had the misfortune of owning a Blackberry “Curve” for over a year, I know how it works and what it strengths and weaknesses are, and after all this time I believe I can honestly sum the product up in one sentence. Blackberry is a piece of shit.

Still some may find this a little harsh, so let me break down what I have had to deal with during my time with this “smartphone”.
Pros:
Decent camera (when it actually works and I don’t have to pull the fucking battery out of the back to do a force reset, then wait five minutes while it reboots just to get the zoom function to work again.)
Cons:
Rollerball interface is incredibly unresponsive.
Laggy as hell.
Fuckall memory.
BLUETOOTH DOES NOT WORK. EVER.
No signal, randomly looses signal depending where I am, what building i’m in, etc
Randomly shuts down when I am in the middle of browsing the internet, writing emails, texting.
Internet browser cannot display web pages accurately.
Screen is tiny, half the front of the phone is a keyboard, so viewing anything requires zooming in and then both the lag and rollerball fight it out to see who can be most annoying….